Pick Up Lines

All the pick up lines you need are right here. Some you might have seen before, others you will probably see for the first time! Either way have a laugh and pick yourself up! 

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These Pick Up Lines will make you laugh and maybe even cry a little!

  • You don’t want to have sex on your period? I don’t mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
  • Do you have a bandage I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, give me some head while I’m taking a poo.  
  • Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
  • Baby, you’ve bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I’ll be your captain.
  • I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
  • If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.
  • How about I teach you about firefighting by letting you slide down my pole.
  • Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

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Use these Pick Up Lines with caution.

  • You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
  • I call my d**k Notorious, cause it’s B.I.G. (When you’re at a R&B club and Notorious comes on)
  • You wanna go skinny dipping, in my water bed?
  • Are you a drum? cause I’d bang you.
  • Are you an architect? Because you just erected a monument in my pants.
  • Good news, the test results are negative!
  • When I see you my heart races. I hope I win the race.
  • Are your parents retarded. because DAMN you’re special.
  • I lost my virginity can I have yours.
  • I’m drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • It’s my birthday how about a birthday kiss? 
  • Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
  • Got any raisins? How about a date?
  • I lost my number, can I have yours?
  • What’s your sign? 
  • You must be the cause of global warming.

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Some of these Pick Up Lines are cheeky, simple and classic.

  • If you take me home will you keep me?
  • Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again.
  • Are you sure you’re not a microwave. Because you make my heart melt.
  • I have lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
  • Can I borrow your library card. Because I’m checking you out. 
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  • Do you mind if we share this cab?
  • I bit my lip can you kiss it better?
  • If you gave me a penny for my thoughts. I’d have one penny. Because I only have the thought of you on my mind.
  • I know you want me.
  • You’re a magician. Every time I look at you, you make the room disappear.
  • If home is where the heart is then home is with you.
  • Have we met before?
  • You don’t need a car to drive me crazy.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Falling for you would be a short trip.

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These Pick Up Lines will work… Maybe…

  • Can I get you a drink?
  • Have a coffee with me.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you.
  • Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  • You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
  • Are you religious? Because you are the answer to my prayers.
  • Did you just com out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
  • Someone call heaven, they’re missing an angel.
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
  • I’m bigger and better than the Titanic. Only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
  • Want to see my Hard Drive? I promise it ain’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
  • Do you work for UPS? I could’ve sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
  • Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes.
  • I’m a raindrop and I fell for you.
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
  • Hey how you doing?
  • You spend a lot of time in my dreams. I should charge you rent.
  • I don’t feel well. Can I feel you?
  • You know my lips won’t just kiss themselves.
  • I love you more than pizza!

With these Pick Up Lines you might get a slap.

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  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
  • Are you a thief? You just stole my heart.
  • Are you religious? Cause you are the answer to all my prayers.
  • Are you one of those Victoria’s Secret models? 
  • I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight. Or should I walk by again?
  • The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.
  • I’ve only got x months to live.
  • That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
  • Don’t you work at Hooters?
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
  • I’m lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
  • You’re so beautiful, your birthday should be a national holiday.
  • Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
  • How was heaven when you left?
  • Did you know you give the sun a reason to shine?
  • It’s crazy. Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • It’s not my fault I fell for you, you’re the one who tripped me.
  • If beauty were time, you would be an eternity.
  • I feel like I know you from somewhere.

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Let’s be honest, Pick Up Lines are great.

  • I don’t care what they say about you, you’re alright.
  • Do you believe in fate?
  • Where have you been all my life?
  • I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I’ll leave your breath minty fresh!
  • Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Plants, what are you wearing, under your pants.
  • I don’t know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out.
  • It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • We’ll be great. I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  • Do you know Karate, cause I don’t want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
  • One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
  • I am sorry but I can’t stop staring at your eyes.
  • Can you keep a secret? I like you.
  • How can someone as pretty as you be single?
  • I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
  • I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m staring at your heart.
  • I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
  • 90% of my game is cheesy pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
  • Hey, are you an angel? Cause I’m allergic to feathers.
  • Hey, my name is Chance. Would you like to take one?

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Pick Up Lines for Brunch.

  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, and you will steal mine.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes.
  • What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
  • There’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
  • Somebody better call heaven and tell them an angel is missing.
  • Roses are red, sunflowers are yellow. How would you like to go out with a cute little fellow?
  • If you’re here, who’s running heaven? 
  • Your presence makes me feel cuddly.
  • Where do you hide your halo? 
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  • Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2. 
  • If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you’d see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. 
  • Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
  • I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle. 
  • Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile. 

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Pick up at the bar with these Pick Up Lines.

  • It is easier to describe the taste of water than my feelings for you.
  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  • I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. 
  • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty. 
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven? 
  • Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful. 
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? 
  • There are many fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye.
  • Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? 
  • If I had to choose between breathing and loving you… I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless. 
  • You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
  • Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
  • Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

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These Pick Up Lines might be dangerous…

  • Hickory Dickery Dock, it’s time to suck my cock. 
  • You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
  • I might not be Mormon, but I’m MoreMan than you’ve ever seen.
  • My mum told me to stay away from girls like you.
  • Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
  • We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
  • Girl, you make curves great again.
  • So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
  • I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  • Keep calm and take your pants off.
  • If you’re feeling down, can I feel you up?
  • Hey Baby, I just paid off this moustache, want to take it for a ride?
  • I’d fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
  • I’m allergic to nuts, but there’s no way you are.
  • I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
  • It’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
  • You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
  • First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
  • Give me your number before I don’t want it no more.
  • Do you want a root? No? Well can you lay down while I have one.

Quagmire’s Pick Up Lines.

Glenn Quagmire is a fictional character from the American T.V series ‘Family Guy’. Here are some of his pick up lines. Check out Quagmire pick up lines for an in-depth look at Glenn Quagmire’s arsenal of pick up lines.  

  • I won’t preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.
  • You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
  • I’d look good on you. Quagmire is the ultimate accessory.
  • Did you know the word of the day is “legs”? Why don’t you and I go back to my place and spread the word?
  • You must be a parking ticket because you got FINE written all over you.
  • (To lesbians) Have you ladies ever been penetrated. ohhh!

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