Quagmire Pick Up Lines

Quagmire Pick Up Lines

Everyone’s heard of some fantastic Quagmire pick up lines! For those who haven’t it’s okay don’t be embarrassed, you just live under a rock. Quagmire pick up lines are meant to be hilarious, and used as an interesting way to start a conversation with women. Typically Quagmire pick up lines are meant to be used when drunk, or extremely confident. 

Growing up watching the T.V series “Family Guy” you always knew who Mr. Glenn Quagmire was. Quagmire was the ladies man everybody loved. The key thing about Quagmire was that he never gave up, always had a clever joke and a pick up line up his sleeve.

For those who love Quagmire and his crazy pick up lines you can find them below all in an easy to read list. If you want to know more about Glenn Quagmire we have also added some of his best moments and a little biography about him. Let’s giggity giggity all night long!

Quagmire Pick Up Lines.

  • I won’t preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.
  • You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
  • I’d look good on you. Quagmire is the ultimate accessory.
  • Did you know the word of the day is “legs”? Why don’t you and I go back to my place and spread the word?
  • You must be a parking ticket because you got FINE written all over you.
  • (To lesbians) Have you ladies ever been penetrated? ohhh!
  • Your mind control is amazing. I came over as soon as you called.
  • Hey there sweetie, how old are you? 16. 18? You’re first.
  • Are your pants made of Windex? Cause baby, I can see myself in them.
  • Let’s let only latex stand between our love.
  • I hope you know CPR, cause you took my breath away.
  • You look like my next girlfriend.
  • I lost my phone number can I have yours?
  • I’m an organ donor, need anything?
  • If I were you, I’d do me.
  • Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
  • Nice dress. Can I take you out of it? 
  • I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  • My feet are getting cold, cause you knocked my socks off.
  • If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
  • Hi, I make more money than you spend.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It’s illegal to be that good-looking.
  • Giggity.
  • Giggity giggity. 

Quagmire Best Moments. 

Let’s see what we can learn from Glenn Quagmire by watching some of his best work. Quagmire always made us laugh growing up, what can we learn about women from him today?

 

Glenn Quagmire Biography.

Who is this Glen Quagmire? Where did he come from and why does he do it so well? 

Glenn Quagmire is a fictional character on America’s T.V show ‘Family Guy’ and he is one of Peter Griffins’s (main character) best friends. He lives in the fictitious town of Quahog in Spooner Street, Rhode Island.

Quagmire is a pilot by trade, however he is best known for his addiction to sex. Always getting into funny situations thanks to his addiction. Any fetish and any girl Quagmire will be there. 

Quagmire is also best know for using witty comments and saying, “Giggity”. Generally he is a really good friend and neighbour. Funny fact, he truly dislikes Brian, Peter’s dog.

Who else but Quagmire!

Enjoyed Quagmire’s Pick Up Lines?

If you really had a laugh and loved some of Quagmire’s pick up lines, please fell free to have a look at some Classic and Funny pick up lines.

 -May the Giggity be with you. 

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