Soccer Pick Up Lines

soccer pick up lines

Let’s have a look at some ‘soccer pick up lines’. These lines are for the real fans. They are obviously for people who love the game and can be used on the ladies that love their sport!

Keep in mind, that if they don’t know what you are talking about you might be in trouble and no amount of pick up lines can save you. More on this later, for now let’s have a look at some soccer pick up lines.

The Ultimate Soccer Pick Up Lines List

  • Soccer players can last 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Why don’t we try some tonight?
  • I want to shoot inside your goal.
  • If I bet a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
  • Can I be one of the men in your box?
  • You are more beautiful than the game itself.
  • Can you play with my balls? Soccer balls that is.
  • I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
  • You wanna score or just play around with my balls?
  • If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
  • I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
  • I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but I’ll finish second.
  • I bet you play soccer, because you’re definitely a keeper.
  • Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.
  • I will give you a red card if you don’t play with me.
  • When you swear tonight I won’t give you a red card. 

Some places you might want to try these.

Let’s be honest it’s all about timing isn’t it? Well obviously you will have to use these soccer lines on people who know soccer. Now, imagine if you said any of this to a girl who knew nothing about the game. You would look like a tool because she wouldn’t know what you were saying.

Location, location and location. These lines work best at the stadium, save them for the right time and place boys.

Enjoyed our Soccer Pick Up Lines?

Please feel free to check out our other awesome lines. Who knows maybe you can pull them off tonight! A great place to start would be with Funny pick up lines, good luck!

    -May the soccer pick up lines be with you.

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